youtubebabes: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing what thing tho?
friendlydad: I ACCIDENTLY SNORTED SHAMPOO AND I SNEEZED BUBBLES
fuckoff-mondays: When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
notkatniss: peetapockets: those peacekeepers have really nice asses.
Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was complaining that she was a “fat bitch” and how she needed to lose at least 10lbs. Another...
operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.” Why does this not have any notes? lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?” “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...